Job worth quiting for: Durex Condom Tester

If ever there was a job worth quiting for, this one would have to be somewhere near the top of the list:

What’s your dream job? Scarlett Johannson’s Masseuse? Jessica Alba’s body make-up artist? Lara Bingle’s bikini waxer? These positions are unfortunately already taken, but have you considered being a condom tester for Durex? We are currently recruiting for this sexecutive position. You must have a strong desire to improve your current sex-life by bed-testing a number of our passion enhancing condoms such as Pleasuremax, Extended Pleasure or Fetherlite. To apply, simply explain why you think you’re right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1000.

That’s the excerpt from Durex.com.au. Here’s the application form for those who are interested.

Durex Condom Tester

You can even refer a friend! And they say they’ll also be posting entries of the week on the site. It will be interesting to see what it takes to be an entrant of the week hahaha. If you get this job, you’ll definitely having bragging rights at the pub.

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    2 comments ↓

    #1 Vince on 07.08.07 at 10:23 pm

    Dear Durex,

    Because you also need to test the extra-small size.

    ;-)

    #2 Jerry on 07.11.07 at 10:28 pm

    Hahaha. I noticed that it is also open to girls… but if a girl gets paid for the ‘testing’ does that make her a prostitute? oooo…

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